Stay Tuned for:

"The Frothies." The first, and with your help, annual Hatemailer Awards, 2005 featuring such categories as:

  • "Hatemailer Most Likely to Be Amassing a Huge Arsenal of Automatic Weapons and a 10-Year Supply of Restaurant-Sized Pork 'n Bean Cans in His/Her Basement."

  • "Hatemailer Most Likely to Be My Partner After One of Our Fights"

  • "Hatemailer I Really Wanted to Vote for as My Favorite Hatemailer but Didn’t Because I Didn’t Want to Encourage Her/Him"

The winner of the Grand Jury Special Selection for the "Most Hateful Hater of the Hate-Filled" will receive an inscribed, gold-plated Frothing Thermometer used to help gauge when you've worked yourself up to peak frothing levels.                               

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                                                                                        Frothing Thermometer
                                                                                    (not seen here in gold plate)   

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Subject:  Had to Weigh In


Just read your hate mail. It's clear there just aren't enough mental health professionals per capita in America. Keep up the pressure--your stuff is A+ hard hitting and fun besides. Makes me proud to know you and to have hired you years ago for one of your early psychology professional jobs.

Your old buddy Ph.D. in Dallas

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I have a body bag with your name on it, Carol Noriss.

unsigned

[if s/he'd have spelled my name right, I might be more worried.]

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I have been looking for a radical voice from the psychological community for some time now. Perhaps you are it.

Bill

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Eat shit my dear.

Now.

Gerry

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Subject: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeese

will you be my therapist??!?!  i feel so sane after reading your sessions with the Bushies.

Elaine J.

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GO GET YOUR FAT UGLY ASS LAID AND GIVE IT A REST.

J. Willinger

 

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Funniest since Monty Python.

Michael

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you call yourself a fucking psychotherapist??? psycho is right. fucking idiot

Dan

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DEAR CAROL NORRIS:

DO EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A FAVOR AND MOVE TO IRAQ AND BE WITH YOUR PEOPLE.

YOU [sic] WRITING IS THE RUINATION OF AMERICA.

MOST SINCERELY AND GOD BLESS AMERICA,
RICHARD SEARLES

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Dear Carol,

I didn't know anything this tragic could make me laugh so hard.  I hope you don't mind that I've sent your articles to everyone in the United Nations and all of Congress.  Keep writing.  I'll keep reading (and forwarding)!

All the best,
Cedric (happy reader)

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Goddammit. What a great article.  I haven't heard much from psychologists and nothing from psychiatrists as right on as your treatise.  Please keep writing as your talents do us justice.

Best regards,
Gary K., fellow therapist

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